Once upon a time, I bought a goldfish. It died two days later. It was purple. My purple goldfish was smelly. His name was Sacajawea. Sacajawea ate the other fish that were in the tank, so now I have no fish. It's pretty depressing. I just have an empty goldfish bowl. I think I'll go buy another purple goldfish after school that way the fish bowl isn't empty. I'll name my new goldfish Sacajawea II.
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| Have you seen any purple goldfish lately? |
